We’re talking about characters I would switch places with today. One thing I know to be absolutely true: I am a rejected fairy tale character. I talk to plants and animals. I talk to the wind and the rain. I wish upon stars and sing while I do chores. (I do have the mouth of a sailor, and a profoundly dark and dirty sense of humor, but we’ll set those facts aside.) Today, I’m claiming my place among my favorite stories, and using a whole bunch of Disney gifs.